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Cops Have Better Things to Do Than Enforce the Inane Strictures of the Smoking Stasi



MINOT, N.D. — Brace yourselves, dear readers, for a stunning revelation comes our way.

“Only two of 35 vape shops in North Dakota fully complied with the state’s smoke-free law, according to the findings of a study recently published by North Dakota State University,” Michelle Griffith reports.

I’m shocked that people who operate vape shops aren’t martinets about North Dakota’s inane smoking policies.

The vapers haven’t properly posted their no-smoking signs? Be still my heart.

People are smoking less than 20 feet from an establishment? Call out the National Guard.

When was the last time you saw a cop busting someone for smoking too close to a bar entrance? Probably never, because the cops have better things to do.

That this “study” is a rank bit of activism masquerading as academic inquiry is clear. “The researchers said the study shows North Dakota lawmakers could enact further policy changes to get more shops to comply with the smoke-free law, like expanding the state’s existing tobacco-control laws to include vaping and e-cigarettes,” Griffith reports. “This would require all vape shops to be licensed by the state, like the places that sell tobacco.”

It’s long been a goal of the smoking Stasi to treat vaping as though it were exactly like traditional tobacco use, and this “study” is part of the propaganda effort behind that push.

The “study” only looked at the state’s vape shops. Not included in the “research” were grocery stores or gas stations, bars or wholesale tobacco stores, which are all places that sell vaping or tobacco products, or both, and where people across the state can routinely be seen smoking less than 20 feet from entrances.


The activists behind the “study” targeted the vapers because they want vaping lumped in with smoking under the state’s tobacco regulations even though the two habits are far from equivalent in many ways, including public health impact.

This is obnoxious, and detrimental to our larger goal of public health.

Can we please stop politicizing public health? The COVID-19 pandemic has given us all an object lesson in how unhelpful it is for public health officials to become de facto politicians. The public can sense when a public health initiative has a political agenda, and it makes them respect public health officials less.

And can we also stop wasting public health dollars on pursuing this very stupid tobacco temperance movement?

What, exactly, are we accomplishing by prohibiting smoking and vaping in establishments that cater, exclusively, to a clientele who smoke and vape? Next to nothing, as a practical matter, yet publicly-funded researchers are “studying” it anyway.